thotty-bog-body:

Is your child texting about cryptids?

• lol = love of lochness
• btw = bigfoot travels west
• lmao = love mothman and ogopogo
• idc- i dream of cryptids
• smh = stupid monster hunters
• ily- i love yetis

jarofrebukepodcast:

saddestblogger:

arousedhoe:

saddestblogger:

arousedhoe:

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

i know a gal……she’s on her way

thanks

imanes:

coming out of my cage and

going right back in

amygdalan-arm:

amygdalan-arm:

dude stop telling me to count dracula I only ever see the one

1eos:

me every time i see uncensored porn on my dash now

empxfractaldunes2005mp3download:

empxfractaldunes2005mp3download:

I will admit i am not immune to pretty girls

Or their fire spells

trash-cat-paige:

thenylesfiles:

festivefist:

I’m here for this. I’m here for supportive anime Dad and heavy metal son.

Same energy

@danvssomethingorother I thought you’d enjoy the reference

kathrynnjaneway:

icouldntthinkofacleverusername:

biscuitjams-deactivated20210703:

audio on

I can’t breeeeathe

I watch chefclub videos almost every day when I’m bored in online classes amd trust me when i say this isnt even in the top 50 of the worst things they’ve ever made on this channel.

harpylady:

I’ve had a 24 pack of Dr peppers in the trunk of my car for 3 years now